Spiritual evolution carries zero fear of societal
ostracisation.
- Elvis Presley never left the building.
- Rod Stewart never entered the building.
- The human mind peaks two decades before the body which carries it, instead of the other way around.
- All news outlets are replaced with Andy Capp comics and re-runs of Knight Rider.
- World leaders have to address their nations in costumes of well-known fictional characters.
- Greed is punished with public shootings by water cannons, which are awarded to the kind.
- David Cameron lives in a garbage bin, owned by the local street cleaners.
- Castles and mansions are reserved for the homing of stray cats and abandoned dogs.
- Robert De-Niro still plays psychos and predators.
- It is illegal to remake movies like Psycho and Predator.
- It is legal to slap people who talk in cinemas in the face with a rubber chicken.
- The Internet carries a vocabulary limit of at least 5,000 known words per user.
- Geography is replaced in the curriculum with viewings and studies, on the social implications of 1980's comedies.
- Religious hymns are replaced with Beatles songs in school assembly each morning.
- Every second spent on serving religion, infomercials, celebrity gossip, MacDonalds, X-Factor and toupees, is used to create giant canvas pieces of living human art instead.
- Internet trolls find right-hand relief as emotionally satisfying as an actual sex-life; destroying the need for more trolling.
- Prayer is unnecessary and pointless.
- Wars are fought via tournaments of, twister, Buckaroo and Rock-Paper-Scissors at national stadiums, with tickets given to anyone in social housing via postal lottery.
- Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny and Professional Wrestling are real.
- Uri Gellar can genuinely bend spoons.
- Bananas actually wear pyjamas.
- Adolf Hitler’s parents wore condoms.
- More lists like these are written.
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