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| "Who needs clothes?" |
While beta religions, the terminally insecure, and controllers
of under-nourished alien-alike Supermodels have conditioned us to believe exposed
skin is shameful. None of them can argue against a fact of life, as true now as
it was the day Adam popped out of God. When we arrive in this world, we are
stark-bollock-naked; or stark-booby-naked, for girls. No halo, no hijab, no
rabbit onesie with floppy ears; just a chubby little miracle, naked.
With the exception of uber-fatties; whose physical
abuse leaves them requiring a JCB winch just to break wind, our species has
every right to take pride in its physical form. Who can argue a logical reason
to regale in horror at the sight of nipples on a chest, hairs on an arse, or sexual
organs vital in the process of reproduction? This irrational fear wasn’t the
case in years past. Primal tribes never covered their knobs because strangers
screamed on sight of them, they did so to avoid chills, and stop tigers from
using them as a mid-afternoon snack - shame never entered the equation.
While wise to cover our particulars in public places;
for hygiene and safety reasons, there is no such need in the security of your
own home. For this reason, you are going to rekindle your relationship with an
old friend; your body. I want you to get down to those domestic chores as usual,
only this time, naked as the halo-less day you were born.
Wash those windows, scrub that toilet basin, change
those freshly ironed sheets, and vacuum those carpets with the bliss of abandonment;
no one else is around, unless you have pets – but they couldn’t give a shit
either way. I must stress to the males, pervy thoughts and vacuum cleaners are
a dangerous mix; unless you want to give fire-fighters and paramedics a funny
story to use, for a decade of Christmas anecdotes.
Naked cleaning will leave you feeling fresh,
liberated, and most importantly, slightly more comfortable in your skin then an
hour previous. Sure, it may sag, wobble, and contain hairy moles in odd places.
But this is how God – or whatever God is, made you. Rejoice in your body, and
improve your days by getting to know this wonderful tool again; it is so much
more appealing, then you allow yourself to realise…
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